[Raymond] What's this formation?
IMAKUNI? KOBAYASHI?? RAYMOND??? (<==me?)
Such a strange combination!
Who are we?
A super unit sensation "SUZUKISAN"!

[Raymond] It's SHOWTIME!!

[Kobayashi!] Anata no hoshii mono watashi motte 'ru wa
[Imakuni?] Kimi no hoshii mono ore motte 'ru yo

[Kobayashi!] Dattara Nee
[Imakuni?] Issho ni sou
[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] "Futari wa dai-manzoku~" ni naru tame ni....

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Puriizu Puriizu Koukan shimashou
Watashi to anata no nani ka wo
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara

[Kobayashi!] Watashi no Zenigame ageru kara
Anata no Kabigon choudai

[Imakuni?] E? Ii yo

[Raymond] Kono hanashi seiritsu da yo!

[Imakuni?] Mezurashii Metamon hoshii desho?
Tsuyo~i Rizaadon kurenai ka naa

[Kobayashi!] Ii wa yo~

[Raymond] Kono hanashi seiritsu ne!

[Kobayashi!] Tokubetsu Raichuu agete mo ii kedo
Kawari ni Iwaaku ne Ii desho?

[Imakuni?] E~e?

[Raymond] Kono hanashi horyuu ka na?

[Imakuni?] Totteoki no Buriridama tebanashite mo ii yo?
Da kara sono Hora Myuu kurenai?

[Kobayashi!] Dame~!

[Raymond] O~! Koushou ketsuretsu!

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Puriizu Puriizu Koukan shimashou
Watashi to anata no nani ka wo
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Gibu ando teiku de
Futari shiawase-ppoku narou yo
Gibu ando teiku de
Futari uha-uha-ppoku ikou yo

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Gibu ando teiku de
Futari dekisugi-ppoku narou yo
Gibu ando teiku de
Futari rabu-rabu-ppoku ikou yo

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Puriizu Puriizu Koukan shimashou
Watashi to anata no nani ka wo
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara

[Kobayashi!] Moja-moja Monjara agechau wa
Betto-beto no Betobetaa hoshii no yo

[Imakuni?] Agechaima~su

[Raymond] Kono hanashi sunnari seiritsu!

[Imakuni?] Mecha kawaii Rakki hoshii n' ja nai?
Manuke na Yadoran choudai ko!

[Kobayashi!] A- Ha- Hai douzo...

[Raymond] Hai Jaa Seiritsu tte koto de

[Kobayashi!] Naisho de Nasshii o-yuzuri suru kara
Sotchi no Fushigidane yuzutte~?

[Imakuni?] Iyaa Sore wa chotto...

[Raymond] Muzukashii mitai ne

[Imakuni?] Daiji na daiji na Kusaihana purezento suru yo
Da kara Nee Pikachuu choudai yo~!

[Kobayashi!] Zettai dame~!

[Raymond] Oh! nervous BREAKDOWN

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Puriizu Puriizu Koukan shimashou
Watashi to anata no nani ka wo
O-negai O-negai toreedo kibou!
Futari no kimochi ga hitotsu nara

[Kobayashi! & Imakuni?] Torikaekko no yoru wa fukeru