("I'm so vast, even a travel guide isn't enough to know me, right?
Don't think that I'm cold!
I'm just introducing myself is all...")

Russia

Even Swan Lake freezes over
Even in the cold I am enduring
There's hills blooming with sunflowers too
They say this region is "tsundere"

But it's "tundra"

My character isn't completely clear-cut
An enigma, and they're terrified
The Cossack dance is famous, right?
Without ever using their hands, they just kick
You're a bully, coming up from behind, bash-bash-bash

Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light my heart
Oh, my vodka is dripping from my pocket
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, Put some borshch on
Some more Vodka and everyone goes la-la-la-la-lai lai

Chatting with fun smiles
I'll give you some hot, hot pirozhki
It's like we're friends! Huh? Maybe I'm wrong...
Rolling-rolling down the snow in a sled, yahoo!

I long for the southern islands
I want to express that honest feeling
No need for children that don't get along nicely
Russia offers no service such as "compromise"
That cursed chair will be blown to itty-bitty bits

Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, illuminate my dreams
I wonder if the Baltics like me even now?
Be-be-belarus, don't come near me!
Quietly, vodka and tears are gone-gone-gone!

("Since I've always been all alone
I want to have fun with everyone...
But maybe my interests keep us apart?
I just smile, wondering how everyone will plead for their lives, and stuff...")

Transporting soil with manpower alone
I know it's lower than primeval, but
I take pride in my handmade things
Though I don't know how to make anything but Matryoshka
My house is unique, kre-kre-kremlin

Pe-pe-pe pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, like the sun
Oh, how the sparks burn, whooosh!
Alright, alright, alright, let's open the faucet then
Strange, the water won't come out at all

Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light my heart
Oh, I need my scarf since I have a cold
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, Put some borshch on
Some more Vodka and everyone goes la-la-la-la-lai lai

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid
Scary Russia

Russia