[TV Version]

Heppoko datte ki ni shi nai akirame koso ga kanjin
Suttoko dokkoi na hibi fiiru kono shihai kara no dai dassou

Massa ka sama bacchi koi taida fly to the juuryoku
Bokan ga bokkan! ... nanka no joudan desu ka?

80 oku kounen kanata no nokoshi ta kazoku ni utau
Desuku toppu no aikon no 'kimitsu jikou' foruda wa
Nan bito tari to mo ake nai de kudasai

Warewarehauchuujinda

Oubou da! boku wa kokka kenryoku ni wa kusshi nai zo!

Uchuu uchuu supekku sashou
Dare demo omotteru n da
Hontou no koto toka chittomo shiri taku wa nai desho u?

Uchuu uchuu uchuu de gasshou
Subete wa nani ka no inbou
Nihongowakarimasen de OK!

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[Full Version]

Heppoko datte ki ni shi nai akirame koso ga kanjin
Suttoko dokkoi na hibi fiiru kono shihai kara no dai dassou

Massa ka sama bacchi koi taida fly to the juuryoku
Bokan ga bokkan! ... nanka no joudan desu ka?

80 oku kounen kanata no nokoshi ta kazoku ni utau
Desuku toppu no aikon no 'kimitsu jikou' foruda wa
Nan nin tari to mo ake nai de kudasai

Uchuu uchuu keireki sashou
Jitsu nenrei watasu banzai
Yachin harae nai, wa ban meshi nuki no kei desho u

Uchuu uchuu wakusei doushi
Nakayoku shi te mi mase n ka
Nihongowakarimasen de OK!


Seibetsu nante ki ni shi nai kawaii de sura tsukureru
Yugamikitta jikuu no hazama de kimeyo u hai pouzu

Shokkaku nante tsuite nai hontou no sugata nado nai
Komakai koto nuki de danshingu da Boys

Warewarehauchuujinda
A, suimasen mibun shou motte naku te?
Iya! chigai masu! kono jitensha wa boku no nan desu!
Oubou da! boku wa kokka kenryoku ni wa kusshi nai zo!

Uchuu uchuu supekku sashou
Dare demo omotteru n da
Hontou no koto toka chittomo shiri taku wa nai desho u?

Uchuu uchuu uchuu de gasshou
Subete wa nani ka no inbou
Nihongowakarimasen de OK!

Uchuu uchuu keireki sashou
Jitsu nenrei watasu banzai
Yachin harae nai, wa ban meshi nuki no kei desho u

Uchuu uchuu wakusei doushi
Nakayoku shi te mi mase n ka
Anata mo boku mo sonnani kawari wa nai desho u?

Uchuu uchuu jinrui kyoudai
Aishiatte mi mase n ka?
Nihongowakarimasen de OK!