Narrator*: An educator and a police officer. Standing in the pitiless desert, they sing from the depths of the heart. How painful...how pitiful...!
Yui: So what's going on with your love life?
Kuroi-sensei: Gossip? Well thanks for asking, but it's pretty dead!
Yui: At twenty years half your life is gone, your pheremones start to leak...
Both: So the two of us got nothing today!
Kuroi-sensei (spoken):** We aint got much more time left together, huh?
Yui (spoken): Aw...what the heck, this is like the two of ours' jobs!
Kuroi-sensei: Falling in love...?
Yui: You've got to be kidding!
Kuroi-sensei: A single lady...
Yui: With taxes so high...
Kuroi-sensei: In this day and age...
Yui: Between chores and your job...
Both: A woman's life is salted with tears!
Chorus: In spite of that we get by somehow Like happening to win a few cents in the lottery In this marriage-desert A little happiness...show me just a little!
Announcer: A female educator and a policewoman. Don't you feel for these girls? How futile...how empty...!
Yui: I'm like your "senior" in being married, you should respect me!***
Kuroi-sensei: All high and mighty, eh? How does having a husband make you special?
Yui: Well anyway, I know a lot about things that tire you out...
Both: Jeez, we've sure been staying up recently...
Kuroi-sensei (spoken): More than men, it's baseball that makes my heart beat.
Yui (spoken): A heartthrob...There was a time when I could ask boys out, you know!
Yui: What do you mean, love?
Kuroi-sensei: What is this fantasy?
Yui: A gallant older man...
Kuroi-sensei: Who wouldn't cheat on you!
Yui: Everyone would reel...
Kuroi-sensei: As I slipped on my enormous ring...
Both: And no more "grumbling of a lonely woman"...!
At least I've got a pal who understands I could totally go for some good food The bliss of marriage I'd take it anytime...sure would be nice...
Marriage, say what? Pa-pa-ya Pa, paya-paya-pa-pa-ya Pa, paya-paya-pa-pa-ya...
In spite of that we get by somehow Like happening to win a few cents in the lottery In this marriage-desert A little happiness...show me just a little! I'll be happy someday, you'll see!
Narrator*: An educator and a police officer. Standing in the pitiless desert, they sing from the depths of the heart. How painful...how pitiful...!
Yui: So what's going on with your love life?
Kuroi-sensei: Gossip? Well thanks for asking, but it's pretty dead!
Yui: At twenty years half your life is gone, your pheremones start to leak...
Both: So the two of us got nothing today!
Kuroi-sensei (spoken):** We aint got much more time left together, huh?
Yui (spoken): Aw...what the heck, this is like the two of ours' jobs!
Kuroi-sensei: Falling in love...?
Yui: You've got to be kidding!
Kuroi-sensei: A single lady...
Yui: With taxes so high...
Kuroi-sensei: In this day and age...
Yui: Between chores and your job...
Both: A woman's life is salted with tears!
Chorus: In spite of that we get by somehow Like happening to win a few cents in the lottery In this marriage-desert A little happiness...show me just a little!
Announcer: A female educator and a policewoman. Don't you feel for these girls? How futile...how empty...!
Yui: I'm like your "senior" in being married, you should respect me!***
Kuroi-sensei: All high and mighty, eh? How does having a husband make you special?
Yui: Well anyway, I know a lot about things that tire you out...
Both: Jeez, we've sure been staying up recently...
Kuroi-sensei (spoken): More than men, it's baseball that makes my heart beat.
Yui (spoken): A heartthrob...There was a time when I could ask boys out, you know!
Yui: What do you mean, love?
Kuroi-sensei: What is this fantasy?
Yui: A gallant older man...
Kuroi-sensei: Who wouldn't cheat on you!
Yui: Everyone would reel...
Kuroi-sensei: As I slipped on my enormous ring...
Both: And no more "grumbling of a lonely woman"...!
At least I've got a pal who understands I could totally go for some good food The bliss of marriage I'd take it anytime...sure would be nice...
Marriage, say what? Pa-pa-ya Pa, paya-paya-pa-pa-ya Pa, paya-paya-pa-pa-ya...
In spite of that we get by somehow Like happening to win a few cents in the lottery In this marriage-desert A little happiness...show me just a little! I'll be happy someday, you'll see!