Now, you lot, brace yourselves!
This Lord Vegeta will dish it out in abundance.
I'll cook you up plenty!!
First up, "cabbage", minced finely
I'll crumble it to dust!!
(rough chop, rough chop, rough chop)
Next up, you carrot bastard!
That name sounds as human as they come.
What a ridiculous bastard you are.
Your crew makes me sick!!
Fwahahaha... Fwahahaha...
But that won't work on me now!
Now, slowly crawl out of the river.
I'll chop you up into bits!!
(crack-crack, crunch-crunch)
Oh, next is "pork"!
You're looking pretty slick, aren't you?
When I see fresh meat,
My heart starts pounding with excitement!
Now, focus your power
Two hundred grams, cut into chunks!
(shred, shred, shred, shred)
Alright, time to take on the yam!
It's all lumpy and bumpy!
I'll tear open the river of monsters!
(slippery, slippery, gooey, gooey)
You're a cocky bastard!
(rub, rub, rub, goop, goop, goop, goop)
You're dragging me along!
Whether itches or not
We can't lose now.
Grind it down to the last bit, I swear on my pride!
Huff, puff, huff, puff, huff, puff, huff, puff
Now, the rest of you bastards
I'll wipe you all out in one sweep!!
Splash water onto the flour!
Add the additives and eggs, too!
If you also add minced ginger
Stir it up!!
(mix, mix, mix)
The ones from before will get all mashed up as well.
They'll be completely mashed to a wreck.
Then all that's left is to cook it slowly on the teppan.
(sizzle, sizzle)
Finish it with sauce: aonori and bonito flakes!
How's that? Surrender already?!
Fua-ha-ha-ha-ha, fuhahaha
"Okonomiyaki battles also
Now, open your mouths wide
Eat this up!!!
Oh, hold on-
Don't forget the mayonnaise either!