[Hm!? This presence!
[My calm everyday life, no thanks to a certain overwhelming existence, has been thrown into turmoil!!]
Do I have to tell you to cut it out?
It's a futile effort, anyhow
You don't listen to my replies
Don't run around pointlessly [You're going to trip]
More importantly, I want to sleep...
Just leave me alone [Don't fall asleep! It's still the first half!]
With great care, the energy of her knuckles
Summons me right away [All right, hurry!]
Ah! Why is the danger variable always way in the red? [She's about to blow!]
Ah! Before I run away, my nightmare comes for me (We're going now!)
Don't destroy my routine, I'm normally idle [That's right!]
Forget about that objective crap [Yeah], I don't care anyway (What are you saying!?)
Normalcy is awesome! Let's give it up for my learned self [Well done]
The moment you've gotten involved in it, give up right away [...is what I thought]
When I meet her terrible eyes
My entire lifestyle changes [Even though I don't want it to]
The eye of the hurricane
Is eerily quiet [What d'you call it--before the storm]
Haa... This thing that's come again [Hrm!?], as predicted, is willfully dense [She won't be corrupted by the big bad internet]
Haa... I've got the right to at least sigh (C'mon, we're starting!) [Ready, go!]
Don't cause any scenes, I don't need any weird crap [I really don't!]
I'll ignore your adventure, I'll ignore your "right, right!?" (I believe you!!)
My typical everyday, don't overvalue this period [Take care of it, okay?]
Will I go back to it someday? I really will give up [This is hopeless]
[Gggh... Argh, I can't take it anymore! Sorry, but you're going to let me say this!
This "incident" you want that'll amaze everybody!? There's no way it'll fall into your lap so easily!
The grass is greener on the other side! It's way too green, and you won't find some bluebird of happiness!
Face reality! It'd be a miracle since it won't happen!
LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU!!]
Ah! Why is the danger variable always way in the red?
Ah! Before I run away, my nightmare comes for me (No complaining!)
Don't destroy my routine, I'm normally idle [That's right!]
Forget about that objective crap, I don't care anyway [anymore] (That's no good, Kyon!) [Shut up!!]
Normalcy is awesome! Let's give it up for my learned self [That's the way!]
The moment you've gotten involved in it, give up right away [H-hang in there!]
Will I go back to it someday? [Ah, yeahyeahyeahyeah] Nope, just give up [WHICH IS IT!?]
[C'mon, Asahina-san, please say something to her, too!
Hey, Nagato, you too! Don't just play the guitar! SAY SOMETHING!
Nngh... Koizumi, you're fine, so shut up. *sigh*]
[...It's pretty long.]