Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!

Ranma "Omee kawaiku nee n' da yo"
Akane "Joudan ja nee wa yo.
Anna hentai, o-kotowari yo"
Genma "Uumu, nani kara hanaseba yoi no yara
"Ranma, korosu" Shanpuu

Ranma "Temee, nani shi-yagaru!"
Kunou "Hito yonde, Furinkan Koukou no aoi kazuchi"
"O---ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-" Kodachi

Muusu "Ora no waza wo, tejina yobayari suru ki ka"
Obaba "Muko-dono, tashou wa dekiru yoo ja no"
Happousai "Ha-ha-haa- Akane-Chan no panti-!
"Buii-, buki-!" Ryouga

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke!

O-kyaku-san, koko yo. Densetsu no Jusenkyou.
O-kyaku-san, monosuki ne.
Taihen kiki na no de, mou dare demo tsukate 'nai no yo, kono Jusenkyou.

A-, o-kyaku-san nani wo suru ne!
Izumi ni ochitara taihen yo.
Aiyaa-, Nyannichuan ni ochite shimata!

Nyannichuan wa sengohyaku-nen mae wakai musume ga oboreta
Higeki-teki densetsu ga aru no da yo!
Irai soko de oboreta mono, mina...
Wakai ko no sugata ni nate shimau majinai-teki izumi
Hora miro, ko ni nate shimata.

Ranma "Inochi wa sutete mo
Otoko wo suteru ki wa nakatta wai!"
Ryouga "Furinkan Koukou wa doko da?"
Kasumi "Saotome-Ojisama, asagohan desu yoo"
"............" Genma

Shanpuu "Ranma, sekinin toru yoroshi"
Obaba "Tate ni hyaku-nen ilitoran wa, ha-ha-"
Nabiki "Fooroo ni natte nai wa yo, oneechan"
"Yoshi yoshi, yoshi" Akane

Kunou "Kisamam Akane-Kun ni taishite narenareshii"
Sanzen'in "Tsure ga, shitsurei shita ne"
Azusa "Sharurotto wa Azusa-Chan no mono desu wa"
"Buii-, buki-!" P-Chan

Da kedo Akane Warau to kawaii yo

Uchi no Tendou Doujou isourou
Ranma tsura~i shugyou no Jusenkyou
Masa ni higeki! Mizu wo kaburu to
Onna ni natchau fuzaketa taishitsu
Akane no iinazuke! "Katte ni kimeru na yo!"
Akane no iinazuke! "Meiwaku da wa!"
Akane no iinazuke!