Teishoku no tsukemono ni machigaete
Soosu kakete shimatta nasakenai
Resutoran de dasareta oshibori ga
Kusai to meshi made mazusou da

Ochawan ha ochawan to iu gurai nano ni
Ocha wo irezu ni gohan wo ireru no ha naze
Kitsune udon wo chuumon shite age dake nokosu yatsu
Saisho kara suudon wo chuumon shiro

Piza wo kuu toki totemo iraira suru no ha
Utena kara chiizu ga zurete ochita toki
Paseri ha irodori de itsumo nokosare
Ore ha bonsai janai zo to boyaiteru

Shinkansen no naka de hokkaidou no
Howaitochoko wo doushite utteru no
Miyage de moratta shizuoka no
Wasabishi ha tabeowaranai uchi ni ki ga nukeru

Jamupan ni ha jamu ga haitteite
Kuriimupan ni ha touzen kuriimu ga
Sore ja doushite uguisu pan no naka ni
Uguisu ha ittenai no deshou