"I am Screw Kid. one of the perfect supermen. 
                                            I'm going to raise hell in this tag tournament."
                                             
                                             "My hellish screw spin, as described, sends my foes to hell. 
                                            And noone has never made it back. 
                                            Buffaloman and Mongolman, you're up next."
                                             
                                             The screw isn't just part of a machine 
                                            It's the symbol of civilization 
                                            I'm the closest superman to the gods 
                                            Who descend from the heavens 
                                            Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru  I'm gonna drill into 
                                            Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru  Your rusty heart 
                                            Did you see that? My dreaded Screw Spin
                                             
                                             Spin, spin, my screws 
                                            I'll turn the ring into a sea of blood 
                                            Spin, spin, my screws 
                                            I'll turn both good and evil into scrap
                                             
                                             "My partner is Kendaman. Of course, he is also a perfect superman. 
                                            What is a perfect superman? 
                                            One who was transcended all forms of emotion, 
                                            whethere it be likes, dislikes, joy, sorrow... just like the gods."
                                             
                                             Stop making a fuss, stop crying, you losers 
                                            What binds you together? Friendship! 
                                            You bring shame with every loss for as long as you live 
                                            You've got to be strong to be a superman 
                                            Doru-doru-doru-doru  My hands and feet 
                                            Doru-doru-doru-doru  Turn into drills 
                                            Did you see that? My dreaded crusher
                                             
                                             Spin, spin, my screws 
                                            Till they bore a hole through the mat 
                                            Spin, spin, my screws 
                                            Till our foes scream out surrender
                                             
                                             "Now here's something I love, broiled alligators."