"I am Screw Kid. one of the perfect supermen.
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I'm going to raise hell in this tag tournament."
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"My hellish screw spin, as described, sends my foes to hell.
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And noone has never made it back.
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Buffaloman and Mongolman, you're up next."
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The screw isn't just part of a machine
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It's the symbol of civilization
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I'm the closest superman to the gods
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Who descend from the heavens
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Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru I'm gonna drill into
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Gyuru-gyuru-gyuru-gyuru Your rusty heart
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Did you see that? My dreaded Screw Spin
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I'll turn the ring into a sea of blood
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I'll turn both good and evil into scrap
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"My partner is Kendaman. Of course, he is also a perfect superman.
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What is a perfect superman?
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One who was transcended all forms of emotion,
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whethere it be likes, dislikes, joy, sorrow... just like the gods."
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Stop making a fuss, stop crying, you losers
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What binds you together? Friendship!
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You bring shame with every loss for as long as you live
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You've got to be strong to be a superman
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Doru-doru-doru-doru My hands and feet
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Doru-doru-doru-doru Turn into drills
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Did you see that? My dreaded crusher
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Till they bore a hole through the mat
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Till our foes scream out surrender
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"Now here's something I love, broiled alligators."
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