Chikagoro, Shimojima-sensei wa hitoe na no ka? Futae na no ka? Ga-Gakuen-nai de mondai ni natte imasu. Shikashi, saishin no jouhou de wa "shimojii okubutae setsu" mo kyuufujou shite ori, kono mondai Madamada me ga hanasenai joukyou desu. Tsudzuite no nyuusu desu. Sakuya, Seiou Gakuen no seito to omowareru shimei ga raamen-ya-san de "nori wo irewasurete iru!" to Tenshu ni tsumeyotta sou desu. Sate, tsudzuite no nyuusu wa, kesa, akegata chikaku......
Yuuhi ni somaru kousha no kage ni Kyou mo tokudane matte iru Akai bara yori mabushii maiku Anata ni sotto sashidasu wa
Momoha Manabii, Manabii, nigezu ni chanto kotaete kudasai! Gakkou de kirakira shita mono wo hakken shita sou desu ga, sore wa nan desu ka? Houseki desu ka? Kouka na mono desu ka? Otoshimono to shite wa todokenai no desu ka? Manabi so, sonna katachi no aru mono ja nai yo! Motto, nante yuu ka.... Momoha kabu desu ne! Sou nan desu ne! Kotaete kudasai! Manabi a, ano ne....
Momoha Mika-chin, Mika-chin! Kuwashiku oshiete kudasai! "Usagi no maaku no haitta keito no pantsu wo haite ita" to iu no wa jijitsu desu ka? Mikan so, sonna koto arimasen!! Sonna mono wa itemasen!! Momoha sekuhara mondai de uttaemasu ka? Mikan mo, Momo-chan ga sekuhara deeeeeesu!!
Mitai shiritai tsutaetai! Naaani naaani omoshirosoo Kyoumi wa kyuu ni tomarenai! Nyuusu WHY MOMO
Asahi ni ukabu sono gakuen ni Sotto sukuupu oikakeru Koi no yokan mo shattaa chansu Shouko shashin wo sashidasu wa
Momoha Mucchii-san joshi ni shika motenai Sokorahen no hiketsu wo oshiete kudasaai! Mutsuki ano ne....... kikitai koto wa sore dake? Ima, mushou ni hara ga hette kigen ga warui n da....... Acchi itteroo!! Momoha hieeeee
Momoha Mei-tan, matte kudasai! Josei wo suki ni naru to iu uwasa wa hontou desu ka? Mei a, ano ne.... Dare ga sonna koto itta no! Watashi wa dare mo suki ni naranai shi, Mashiteya, puraibashii no shingai yo! Shingai!! Kienasai! Paparacchi!! Momoha areeeee
Bacchiri gacchiri utsushitai! Naaani naaani omoshirosoo Uwasa mo tsumorebo neta to naru nyuusu WHY MOMO
Itsumo nemutai shizentai! Naaani naaani omoshirosoo Hi no nai tokoro ni kemuridasu nyuusu WHY MOMO
Chikagoro, Shimojima-sensei wa hitoe na no ka? Futae na no ka? Ga-Gakuen-nai de mondai ni natte imasu. Shikashi, saishin no jouhou de wa "shimojii okubutae setsu" mo kyuufujou shite ori, kono mondai Madamada me ga hanasenai joukyou desu. Tsudzuite no nyuusu desu. Sakuya, Seiou Gakuen no seito to omowareru shimei ga raamen-ya-san de "nori wo irewasurete iru!" to Tenshu ni tsumeyotta sou desu. Sate, tsudzuite no nyuusu wa, kesa, akegata chikaku......
Yuuhi ni somaru kousha no kage ni Kyou mo tokudane matte iru Akai bara yori mabushii maiku Anata ni sotto sashidasu wa
Momoha Manabii, Manabii, nigezu ni chanto kotaete kudasai! Gakkou de kirakira shita mono wo hakken shita sou desu ga, sore wa nan desu ka? Houseki desu ka? Kouka na mono desu ka? Otoshimono to shite wa todokenai no desu ka? Manabi so, sonna katachi no aru mono ja nai yo! Motto, nante yuu ka.... Momoha kabu desu ne! Sou nan desu ne! Kotaete kudasai! Manabi a, ano ne....
Momoha Mika-chin, Mika-chin! Kuwashiku oshiete kudasai! "Usagi no maaku no haitta keito no pantsu wo haite ita" to iu no wa jijitsu desu ka? Mikan so, sonna koto arimasen!! Sonna mono wa itemasen!! Momoha sekuhara mondai de uttaemasu ka? Mikan mo, Momo-chan ga sekuhara deeeeeesu!!
Mitai shiritai tsutaetai! Naaani naaani omoshirosoo Kyoumi wa kyuu ni tomarenai! Nyuusu WHY MOMO
Asahi ni ukabu sono gakuen ni Sotto sukuupu oikakeru Koi no yokan mo shattaa chansu Shouko shashin wo sashidasu wa
Momoha Mucchii-san joshi ni shika motenai Sokorahen no hiketsu wo oshiete kudasaai! Mutsuki ano ne....... kikitai koto wa sore dake? Ima, mushou ni hara ga hette kigen ga warui n da....... Acchi itteroo!! Momoha hieeeee
Momoha Mei-tan, matte kudasai! Josei wo suki ni naru to iu uwasa wa hontou desu ka? Mei a, ano ne.... Dare ga sonna koto itta no! Watashi wa dare mo suki ni naranai shi, Mashiteya, puraibashii no shingai yo! Shingai!! Kienasai! Paparacchi!! Momoha areeeee
Bacchiri gacchiri utsushitai! Naaani naaani omoshirosoo Uwasa mo tsumorebo neta to naru nyuusu WHY MOMO
Itsumo nemutai shizentai! Naaani naaani omoshirosoo Hi no nai tokoro ni kemuridasu nyuusu WHY MOMO