shousei sougiya andaateikaa go-irai no hi wo o-machi shite'masu anata no karada kirei ni shimashou saa jikkuri to o-shirabe shimashou
shousei sougiya andaateikaa go-irai no ken hikiukemashou anata dake no tame tezukuri kan'oke negokochi saikou kitto manzoku shimasu
jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii anata no karada wa shousei no mono o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
shousei sougiya andaateikaa ura-jouhou mo teikyou shimasu o-nozomi naraba pinku no shiori de anata no unmei sashikae shimasu
nurui koucha to yakitate no kukkii de saa yukkuri o-hanashi shimashou taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii kyou mo shitai to tawamuremashou enryo wa muyou o-kane mo muyou towa no nemuri e izanaimashou
"saate konkai go-shoukai suru medama shouhin wa kochira shousei tezukuri no tokusei koukyuu kan'oke kiwaku wa Weeruzu san no koukyuu mahoganii o-futon wa Yookushaa san no hinshitsu ninteisho tsuki Uuru kan'oke ippai no howaito ririi ga anata no karada wo yasashiku tsutsumikomu ihihihihi"
jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu anata no karada wo utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii anata no karada wa shousei no mono o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I humbly await the day to provide service to you. Let me make your body nice and clean, and allow me to examine you carefully.
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I humbly accept your request for service. I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you, and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.
In the big moment of your life's conclusion, please allow my humble self to lend you a hand. I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Your body will be in my possession. There's no need to be troubled or distressed, because you can always feel free to consult me.
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I can also provide you some underground information. If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark and completely change your destiny.
Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies, and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat. The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses. There's no need for restraint or money. Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today: a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self. The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales, and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter. In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced by the countless white lilies placed around you. Ahehehehe..."
In the big moment of your life's conclusion, please allow my humble self to lend you a hand. I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Your body will be in my possession. There's no need to be troubled or distressed, because you can always feel free to consult me.
Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber. Ahehehehe...
shousei sougiya andaateikaa go-irai no hi wo o-machi shite'masu anata no karada kirei ni shimashou saa jikkuri to o-shirabe shimashou
shousei sougiya andaateikaa go-irai no ken hikiukemashou anata dake no tame tezukuri kan'oke negokochi saikou kitto manzoku shimasu
jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii anata no karada wa shousei no mono o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
shousei sougiya andaateikaa ura-jouhou mo teikyou shimasu o-nozomi naraba pinku no shiori de anata no unmei sashikae shimasu
nurui koucha to yakitate no kukkii de saa yukkuri o-hanashi shimashou taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii kyou mo shitai to tawamuremashou enryo wa muyou o-kane mo muyou towa no nemuri e izanaimashou
"saate konkai go-shoukai suru medama shouhin wa kochira shousei tezukuri no tokusei koukyuu kan'oke kiwaku wa Weeruzu san no koukyuu mahoganii o-futon wa Yookushaa san no hinshitsu ninteisho tsuki Uuru kan'oke ippai no howaito ririi ga anata no karada wo yasashiku tsutsumikomu ihihihihi"
jinsei saigo ni shite saikou no harebutai shousei ga o-tetsudai shimasu anata no karada wo utsukushiku uruwashiku irodorimashou
tanoshii tanoshii sougiya tanoshii anata no karada wa shousei no mono o-nayami muyou urei mo muyou itsu de mo o-kigaru ni go-soudan are
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I humbly await the day to provide service to you. Let me make your body nice and clean, and allow me to examine you carefully.
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I humbly accept your request for service. I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you, and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.
In the big moment of your life's conclusion, please allow my humble self to lend you a hand. I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Your body will be in my possession. There's no need to be troubled or distressed, because you can always feel free to consult me.
My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker, and I can also provide you some underground information. If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark and completely change your destiny.
Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies, and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat. The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses. There's no need for restraint or money. Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today: a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self. The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales, and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter. In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced by the countless white lilies placed around you. Ahehehehe..."
In the big moment of your life's conclusion, please allow my humble self to lend you a hand. I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun! Your body will be in my possession. There's no need to be troubled or distressed, because you can always feel free to consult me.
Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber. Ahehehehe...