Readin' my paper in Roy's cafe 
                                            The ol' guy next to me is loud as day 
                                            Rambled and rambled while eatin' his pie 
                                            He dropped his wallet, now its mine uh huh 
                                             
                                            Sorry old man but that's jus' the way that it is 
                                            Don't bother none 
                                            Won't help at all to worry 'bout it 
                                             
                                            Picked up the wallet and slipped out side 
                                            Walked around and walked around and walked around town 
                                            I found my nerve and a good place to hide 
                                            Only to find no cash inside uh-huh 
                                             
                                            Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is 
                                            Don't bother none 
                                            Won't help at all to worry 'bout it 
                                             
                                            I got thirsty so I went to a bar 
                                            Met a lil darlin' with the face of a star 
                                            In the mornin' woke up to find 
                                            She stole my car along with my heart uh-huh 
                                             
                                            Oh well I guess that's jus' the way that it is 
                                            Don't bother none 
                                            Won't help at all to worry 'bout it 
                                             
                                            Wish she'd give me back my heart uh-huh 
                                             
                                            Oh, well I guess that's jus' the way that it is 
                                            Don't bother none 
                                            Won't help at all to worry 'bout it