My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
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and I humbly await the day to provide service to you.
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Let me make your body nice and clean,
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and allow me to examine you carefully.
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My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
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and I humbly accept your request for service.
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I will provide a handmade coffin, just for you,
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and you'll surely be satisfied with its comfort.
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In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
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please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
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I will paint it beautifully and lovably.
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How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
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Your body will be in my possession.
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There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
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because you can always feel free to consult me.
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My humble self is the funeral home's undertaker,
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and I can also provide you some underground information.
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If you wish, I can use my pink bookmark
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and completely change your destiny.
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Have some lukewarm black tea and freshly baked cookies,
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and let's slowly and leisurely have a chat.
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The price, is to give me the greatest laugh.
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How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
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Today, too, I'll have some fun with the corpses.
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There's no need for restraint or money.
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Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
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"Now then, this is the special product I'll introduce today:
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a high-class coffin specially handmade by my humble self.
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The wood is first-class mahogany produced in Wales,
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and the futon is made from Yorkshire wool with a warranty letter.
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In the coffin, your body will be gently embraced
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by the countless white lilies placed around you.
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In the big moment of your life's conclusion,
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please allow my humble self to lend you a hand.
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I will paint your body beautifully and lovably.
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How fun! How fun! Being an undertaker is fun!
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Your body will be in my possession.
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There's no need to be troubled or distressed,
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because you can always feel free to consult me.
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Just let me induce you into an eternal slumber.
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